I am the heir of the Royal House of Oranje-Nassau. Nobody is placing any microchips within me without risking a diplomatic incident.
Apologies if this sounds entitled, or archaic, but I have weathered much these past days. I have had my family and my way of life mocked, and my appearance discussed in a manner I would not wish on anyone. I am not of a mood to be polite or reasonable. If anyone attempts to force this chip on me or deviate from the terms and conditions that my -and I assume all of your- government agreed upon when I came here, there will develop an unpleasant atmosphere.
Apologies if this sounds entitled, or archaic, but I have weathered much these past days. I have had my family and my way of life mocked, and my appearance discussed in a manner I would not wish on anyone. I am not of a mood to be polite or reasonable. If anyone attempts to force this chip on me or deviate from the terms and conditions that my -and I assume all of your- government agreed upon when I came here, there will develop an unpleasant atmosphere.