Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

DAVID HUME IS THE FUCKING DEVIL, WHY ARE WE EVEN GIVING HIM A TRIAL!!!!!!! OMG HE SHOULD BE BURNED AT THE STAKE OR LIKE DROPPED INTO THE OCEAN WITH CONCRETE SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay maybe not really because like whatever everyone gets a fair trial or like, whatever, but YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

This trial is the most important trial to have ever happened in my life, ever. Def more than any of LiLo's.

Omg totes excited for the dance next week, not even gonna lie!! Can't wait to see all of you hotties out there. Just like, idk what I'm going to wear, you know? Like what's the dress code for this? Are they giving us like, formal dresses or is this like homecoming status? Like I don't want to do my make-up and hair all like, Oscar-ready and it's just like a Vol senior prom or something.

Also, if you haven't asked SOMEBODY, you should def ask now because all the hotties are getting snatched up and like, hello, Valentine's Day is primetime for romance. [...] Like if you love someone, you should definitely tell them, you know?? You never know when it's going to BE TOO LATE. [...] MAYBE ONE DAY YOU THINK THEY'LL BE THERE AND THEY WON'T, THEY'LL BE GONE AND THEY'RE NEVER COMING BACK, AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE REGRET FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!

OMG I am like, totes ready for the weekend!!!! :) I just ordered the new Isis heels from Kate Spade (in pink, duh!!!) and I have some dresses I STILL haven't worn so like, watch out IVI, your queen is back and she's coming to pub night this Saturday! LOL

Also like idk why people didn't like Liz & Dick, like personally I was really inspired and like, LiLo totes needs to get back into acting and she looked flawless. And don't even get me started on the ending of American Horror Story!!!

Omg this Valentine's Day is going to be the WORST. I CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE EVER AGAIN, IT'S LIKE, TOTES RUINED FOR ME.

[FILTER: Violet Harper]

So like, I had a dream about Marine and I just really miss her, you know? I haven't even taken out the Xmas gifts she gave us because every time I see something from Louis Vuitton, I just legit burst into tears.

Also, Karim is totes mad at you. :(

[ Valya ]

Give rest, O our Savior, with the Just, to Thy servants, and set them in Thy courts, as it is written. And overlook in Thy goodness their sins, voluntary and involuntary, and all they committed knowingly and unknowingly, O Lover of men.

Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit, now and ever, and to the ages of ages. Amen. Christ our God, Who didst shine on the world from the Virgin, through her making us children of light, have mercy on us.

I can't begin to imagine, but I can at least give sympathy and prayers for your family.

[ source, from when Valya gave them a copy of the Panikhida for the memorial service in August ]

[ Lottie ]

I know we're not close, but since we were almost sisters, if there's anything at all I can do, please, please let me know.

[ Edwin ]

If you see Aaron Rudd, tell him that I'll do whatever he wants in training, forever, if M the rest of them come back alive.

I'm giving up on meditating. Whenever I try in times like this, it only makes me feel worse. What do you do?

[ Javier ]

More talking maybe, unless you're training or going out in the field or being with Car or busy? If I spend much more time hitting things I'll wreck my hands.

[ Nawal ]

I feel completely lost. I'm sorry if I'm being quiet, I just don't know what to say or do.

Omg I just sneezed like, five times in a row. Maybe that means Erik is thinking about me!!!!! Right? RIGHT?

But can people like, seriously stop acting like everything is okay just because it's New Year's??? THIS IS THE WORST NEW YEAR EVER. I want to go HOME to SoCal and I want everyone to come WITH ME because it is ten times better than ALL OF THE STUFF HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

I just really want my best friends and boyfriend back. Please.

SO I totes met up with my old agent today and like if all goes well and I get out of here eventually (because they TOTES have to let us go like eventually, right???) she thinks I have a really good chance during pilot season of like getting a spot!! We did like a casual read through and I told her about the burlesque and she says it is like SUCH a good idea I picked it up LOL like I just started it because I wanted to get laid like, spoil my bf (KISSES ERIK!!!!!) but like omg career development? I am SO not turning that down!!!!!

And since I know ALL of you are TOTES wondering like what I've been doing!!! LOL

( THESE WOULD NOT BE CUT IC-LY. )

Can't wait to see Erik soon for Christmas!!!! AND TOKYO WITH MY GIRLS

Totes could go for some chocolate right now.

[FILTER: Mike Fitzgerland]

Ummm so like... what are you doing for Christmas?? Can I go with

[FILTER: Erik Svanström]

Date this weekend?? :* :* :*

OMG today is like the PERFECT day to listen to some Nicki Minaj!! She is like my FAVORITE rapper. SO GOOD.

Also like, I totes have this theory: George Cooper LOVES Leonardo DiCaprio movies. THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

I am going to like TAN ALL DAY and SWIM IN THE LAKE. It's summer 2012 x 2! FUCK TANLINES, TOPLESS SUNBATHING ALL THE WAY: WHO'S WITH ME??

[FILTER: Parakeet]

OMG I MISSED ALL OF YOU GUYS SO MUCH. LET'S HAVE A GROUP CAMP AGAIN. ♥ ♥ I'll bring marshmallows. GURLS, wear your CUTEST pjs!!! We are all going to CUDDLE.

[FILTER: Erik]

Hi :* I'm gonna do Marine's strip poker thing, is that okay??? You can play too!!!

WOW. WHO IS LIKE THAT TOTAL HOTTIE WALKING DOWN THE HALL IN MY CLOTHES?????

Nice LOOK, Moa Enquist!!! And a nice job to ME for BEST MAKEOVER, LIKE, EVER!!!!

OMG sometimes boys are sooooo dumb! Like fighting over a girl is TOTES ninth grade, am I right????

[FILTER: Friends idk basically every single person she's talked to and doesn't hate EXCEPT ERIK]

Omg so like if a guy says he was looking for the one and then is like, dating you, does that mean you're like.... the one?????

[FILTER: Vi, Marine, Karim, Daisy]

Omg that was the best night of my LIFE! DID YOU HEAR ERIK RAISE HIS VOICE? Omg I didn't even know he COULD, ugh so hot.

[FILTER: Erik]

LOL so like I was looking over some old texts!! We were SO cute. LOL :*

[FILTER: Moa]

[...] Hey gurl, how are you??

Can someone like make me like, a diagram or something to like show the pros and cons of getting a chip?? I am like totes undecided but I really want to go to the beach and go home and I like just CANNOT decide this on my own.

So like, help please? Omg this is like harder than the time I was thinking about whether to go blonde or to keep my natural hair color!!!

(I totes stayed a brunette, just like FYI)

BTW saw SO many hotties during the Halloween party :* But next year I am choosing a costume with more chest support LOL.

OMG like......... what if this guy breaks out????? Because I totes saw The Black Dahlia and like anyone who knows anything knows that the slutty girl slash struggling actress ALWAYS dies first!!!!

[FILTER: Violet Harper]

If he ever gets out it's going to be you or me so we need to come up with a plan.

Does anybody know like good ways to like, work out stress??? BESIDES going to the gym because that is like not cutting it out for me, I have like some REAL PROBLEMS in my life rn and I need to like focus on new things that are not like HEARTBREAKING BOYS.

I am like sooooo sad right now, I can't even eat my salad :( Ughhh maybe I'll just work on my new burlesque routine!!! Midterms are SO hard.

[Pictured from the waist-up: a nude Lottie and Hunter! They are both smiling unironically and sincerely at the camera. Sorry boys, no ta-tas here: Hunter's got them covered safely with his hands as he stands behind Lottie. The link to that picture is just for fun, btw. Pic is as described, taken in front of the glistening lake at nighttime. #10nakedvols]

okmg , i lvo
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( Here Lottie posts an excerpt from a smut fic with Legolas, there is nothing graphic here though, lah dee dah. )

Omg THIS IS amazing, I am printing all of this out and reading it EVERY SINGLE WORD.

Did you guys know that people did this?? People write stories about fictional characters getting it on!! Omg, I totes would've banged Orlando Bloom as Legolas, js!!!!




[ooc note – Fic excerpt taken from here, uh def nsfw, first thing I found when I google'd 'legolas smut fic' so there's my disclaimer.]

Okay so like I need work on my accents so if I could get volunteers from people to like work on that stuff, I'd be totes appreciative!!!! Like I think I have my Australian one down pretty good but like I totes can't tell the difference between South African and British. Like no offense. It is just like my tongue doesn't work that.

I mean like I'm not going to pay you but you get to talk to me which is pretty awesome I think. ♥ Lol. I mean I'll buy you ice cream?? Or something? Idk. Or you can do it out of the goodness of your heart!! Which I recommend because like come on you need all the good karma you can get when you're trapped in the middle of Australia.

[FILTER: Daisy, Karim, Violet, Mason, Marine]

Ok so is there like a secret lotion everyone's using or something because it's like everyone is dating someone except me??? Like seriously do I smell or something, like I make sure to use like that birthday cake body wash from Philosophy, it smells really good in the bottle.

[FILTER: Robbie]

Soooo what's the movie for this week???

[FILTER: Erik]

Can I ask you a serious question??? Like be honest?

Omg guys it is seriously like SO nice to have a breakfast buddy you can tell everything to, like IDK what I would have done this week without having someone who just listens, you know??? Like this week has totes been kind of crazy and out of control but like, it's totally great to have someone who's there who just like, gets it and just listens to your problems.

Like, seriously, Erik is like one of the nicest guys that I've ever met, I just like love him and all of you should too.

SOMETIMES PEOPLE CAN REALLY SURPRISE YOU. Js!!!!!

[FILTER: Violet]

[...] So like when were you gonna tell me you slept with Marius???? Like why WOULD you do that, you know I was doing it first, now it's like we scissored or something.

OKAY YOU DO NOT STINGER A GIRL LIKE THAT?! LIKE SIT DOWN, CRIS, YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!

Let this be a warning to all of you, Cris the Portuguese dude is going to stab you with his stinger and then you are going to the nurse and you MIGHT DIE. ALSO, HE IS SO GRUMPY I SWEAR TO GOD! Even though you didn't do it on purpose or WHATEVER, you are STILL super grumpy.

[FILTER: Team Magpie]

Hey cuties can someone please tell me what exactly happened because Alex is like the worst source of info in the history of ever, he is legit just like BRB and I NEED TO KNOW DETAILS.

[FILTER: Team Parakeet]

Everyone keeps doing those weird bonding events so we should like do one too and ours should be like ten times more fun than everyone else's and also needs to end in at least like five inside jokes.

Also like are any of you interested in revenge plots.

[FILTER: Marius Escher]

What do you know about like stingers and shit? I KNOW YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING, you are like google.

[OOC: Strike-outs indicate edits done later.]