Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

[Filtered to Keanu, Petr, Mira, Kai]

Moshe asked me to go underwater without air. Not sure what to think bout it.


[Filtered to Keanu and Petr]

Jesper's an asshole.


[Filtered to Hailey]

Need to ask a favor.

Am I really an 8? Man fuck these lists, they're so whack.

But seriously is this why I'm still a

[Filtered to Blackbirds]

Reckon I ain't gonna see no water cept the lake.

[Filtered to Keanu]

How'd it go?

Man, I am so glad my keyboard got fixed thanks to a certain Italian :) Thanks Neve! I owe you one or something. I really missed those capital letters and this is just in time for me to write my stupid English paper.

filter: blackbirds.

Yo, I need some help. How do you ask a chick out in a non-creepy way? Like for coffee or something. Nothing real serious.

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It'd be cool if someone knew a good way to get her to say yes too.

seriously, can someone fix my keyboard? i miss capital letters but this all or nothing thing is kinda downer, brah. my parents called me out on email the other day. they think i'm lazy or something but hey i've been going to all my classes. so you know, whatever. man.

anyways, i gotta pick a new phone background. which picture from this weekend is it gonna be?

so now that this egg competition is done, i wonder what they're going to give us next. i hope it's something easier like a video game competition. i've been kicking ass at borderlands 2. but i think there are people here who have powers that would make them win, huh?

what would be the fairest way to do this? origami competition? sweetest threads? a poetry contest? seriously don't say egg competition because that's a stupid joke.

moa enquist.

so i heard this weird thing that you spent the night in the guys tower last week. is it true?

blackbirds minus mira.

so uh mira's spider friend died right? i think that girl clara lit it on fire. or something.

should we do something?

I KNOCKED MY FUCKING LAPTOP OFF MY DESK AND THEN WHEN I TRIED TO CATCH IT, I SPILLED ALL MY FUCKING SODA ON IT. NOW MY DUMBASS CAPSLOCK KEY IS STUCK AND EVEN WHEN I TOOK THE KEY OUT AND CLEANED IT, IT IS STILL ALL SHITTY. IS ANYONE HERE GOOD WITH COMPUTERS? THIS MAKES ME LOOK A LOT MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN I REALLY AM. I DON'T MEAN TO BE YELLING. THIS IS ALL OUTSIDE MY FUCKING CONTROL.

ALSO WHOEVER STOLE MY PHONE THE OTHER DAY, I WILL GET MY REVENGE. I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL DESTROY YOUR DUMB EGG. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS ARE MADE OF WOOD? A LOT. A LOT OF THINGS. MY LITTLE BUDDY AND I ARE GOING TO COME AFTER YOU, JUST WATCH.

people taking korean.
HELLO, CAN ONE OF YOU HELP ME WITH THE HOMEWORK FOR TONIGHT? I DON'T GET IT.

Guess whose Xbox just got here, boys and girls!

This makes up for the shitty internet limitation whatever the fuck that bullshit is.

COD?? Or is that sensitive material for us Australian mutant school students

Yo yo yo what's good IVI

I just gotta say that I can't get over the fact I'm in FUCKING AUSTRALIA and that toilet thing they always say is completely true. Like whaaaat you serious?

But seriously I have nothing better to talk about than the way a toilet flushes. My bad.

Let's kick things off with a question: if you were an animal, what would you be? I'd probably be a kangaroo.