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Jul. 14th, 2013
Jul. 10th, 2013
nolan.
Jul. 9th, 2013
my arm is broken
where is anthony
where is anthony
Jun. 18th, 2013
fellow students
i am going on a sex strike
i will lysistrata our way to freedom
i am going on a sex strike
i will lysistrata our way to freedom
well, i must say
i never gave occupy vol street enough credit
idiots, to be sure
but idiots with follow-through
i never gave occupy vol street enough credit
idiots, to be sure
but idiots with follow-through
Jun. 7th, 2013
well
my aunt is dead
i suppose she's not really an aunt, technically, she's my father's cousin
was
so a second cousin? or a first cousin once removed, i don't remember how it works
i didn't even like her, especially, but there you have it
in case we need to put some faces and names to the statistics of this utterly avoidable scenario:
her name was dr. paulina harper
she was forty-seven
she taught women's studies at the university
once for my birthday she bought me a hat
i would very much like to know what sort of research the IVF felt was so terribly vital
i'm exceedingly curious
my aunt is dead
i suppose she's not really an aunt, technically, she's my father's cousin
was
so a second cousin? or a first cousin once removed, i don't remember how it works
i didn't even like her, especially, but there you have it
in case we need to put some faces and names to the statistics of this utterly avoidable scenario:
her name was dr. paulina harper
she was forty-seven
she taught women's studies at the university
once for my birthday she bought me a hat
i would very much like to know what sort of research the IVF felt was so terribly vital
i'm exceedingly curious
May. 30th, 2013
the most shocking thing about this is that some of you lot are actually surprised
moving on, as i've been operating under the assumption this was coming all year:
at the suggestion of one of our 'classmates' (read: fellow prisoners here serving an indefinite sentence for a genetic crime, in case this hadn't been driven home for anyone yet)
i am going to write a sex column
as i am so very, very bored, and all i do is dole out sex advice anyway
please submit your questions about sex to the small box i have placed outside the room i share with harlow hart (2C)
your anonymity shall be preserved, unless it's especially hilarious
moving on, as i've been operating under the assumption this was coming all year:
at the suggestion of one of our 'classmates' (read: fellow prisoners here serving an indefinite sentence for a genetic crime, in case this hadn't been driven home for anyone yet)
i am going to write a sex column
as i am so very, very bored, and all i do is dole out sex advice anyway
please submit your questions about sex to the small box i have placed outside the room i share with harlow hart (2C)
your anonymity shall be preserved
Apr. 19th, 2013
well
it's not the ritz, i'll say that much
it's not the ritz, i'll say that much
Mar. 17th, 2013
well then
Feb. 24th, 2013
for the record, the incredibly sexy asian fellow your better half is snogging in the pictures on your phone from last night is me
and you're welcome
and you're welcome
Feb. 18th, 2013
comforting as the idea might be that a free coalition of vols has somehow made itself into a guerilla army, i think it's mental to believe this is anything other than hume's people using another one of his vol pets -- like that teleporter we killed -- to make him an immortal symbol and put us all up shit creek without an oar
call me a cynic
call me a cynic
Jan. 3rd, 2013
eventually left unposted
Dec. 31st, 2012
[Filtered to Marine]
if you're dead
i am going to be so fucking mad at you
you've never seen me mad before
let's avoid it
if you're dead
i am going to be so fucking mad at you
you've never seen me mad before
let's avoid it
Dec. 30th, 2012
[European Safehouse]
apparently if you're not unduly kind to these terrorists, you get benched
even when you've done a bang-up job getting critical intel out of them so far
whatever
then they nixed me for rescue ops
so i'm going to be tracking
someone who's learned how to do this shit catch me up. i'm a quick study
apparently if you're not unduly kind to these terrorists, you get benched
even when you've done a bang-up job getting critical intel out of them so far
whatever
then they nixed me for rescue ops
so i'm going to be tracking
someone who's learned how to do this shit catch me up. i'm a quick study
Dec. 23rd, 2012
we really ought to have the student government petition ivi for 'drug night'
it can be right after pub night
[Filtered to Marius]
all this club beef is less than inspiring in the sack these days. i suppose when one can use his superhuman powers to absorb the kama sutra, mere mortals become desperately tedious by comparison
[Filtered to Lottie]
how are things with erik? are you having a good time?
[Filtered to Peacock Bitch Squad + Silas]
i do hope you're all having a lovely time. see, i'm not heartless
[Filtered to Marine]
[...]
i miss you.
it can be right after pub night
[Filtered to Marius]
all this club beef is less than inspiring in the sack these days. i suppose when one can use his superhuman powers to absorb the kama sutra, mere mortals become desperately tedious by comparison
[Filtered to Lottie]
how are things with erik? are you having a good time?
[Filtered to Peacock Bitch Squad + Silas]
i do hope you're all having a lovely time. see, i'm not heartless
[Filtered to Marine]
[...]
i miss you.
Dec. 17th, 2012
never has a cigarette tasted so very, very good
Dec. 14th, 2012
i didn't get anyone presents
if i've slept with you, that was your present retroactively
if i haven't, better luck next year
cheers, my fellow freaks
[Marine]
you're a jewel
if i've slept with you, that was your present retroactively
if i haven't, better luck next year
cheers, my fellow freaks
[Marine]
you're a jewel
Dec. 5th, 2012
[Filtered to Marine]
the big party is this weekend, yeah?
let me know if i can help
don't be a stranger
the big party is this weekend, yeah?
let me know if i can help
don't be a stranger
Dec. 1st, 2012
if it's sharing hour, i spent several months using my powers to seduce a married member of parliament
i wanted presents
he was fit for an older fellow
[...]
we've all done things, on purpose or by accident. we're only human.
well. evolved human, but you follow me
and most of us were little more than children when this all happened to us
you can't make children into gods and expect sainthood
let's have fun tonight, yes?
i wanted presents
he was fit for an older fellow
[...]
we've all done things, on purpose or by accident. we're only human.
well. evolved human, but you follow me
and most of us were little more than children when this all happened to us
you can't make children into gods and expect sainthood
let's have fun tonight, yes?
Oct. 21st, 2012
attention students, this is the colonel or the dean or whatever speaking
at this time due to security concerns we would like to offer you a COMPLETELY voluntary choice -- if you would like to continue using our state-of-the-art lavatory facilities, please make an appointment to have a fibre-optic camera installed in your fanny.
you are also welcome to choose to piss in the woods like an animal.
warmest regards,
ivi
p.s. CHOICE!!!
at this time due to security concerns we would like to offer you a COMPLETELY voluntary choice -- if you would like to continue using our state-of-the-art lavatory facilities, please make an appointment to have a fibre-optic camera installed in your fanny.
you are also welcome to choose to piss in the woods like an animal.
warmest regards,
ivi
p.s. CHOICE!!!