Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

I took THREE steps on water today. I WALKED ON WATER. :D I'm not saying I'll show off for tourists to make an extra buck when I get home, but if I did I bet I could buy myself something pretty.

In other news, someone told me about puppy chow so I decided to make some. Apparently I made a tad too much. Okay, it's not REAL puppy chow. I hate peanut butter so I used nutella instead but it's delicious and you should take some before I can't fit into any of my pants.

[Ernestina]
Darling. My love. My sweet. My bb girl. I'm bored.

I've also had a lot of sugar.

My friends, I come to you with a very serious matter. Who here has what it takes to join me in a water balloon fight? It will be messy. It will be dangerous. It will be the death to all reachable electronics. So, who is in? It's shirts v. skins so boys feel free to rip those suckers off.

While I'm here, I've been told my written Spanish is a joke to all languages so if anyone here would be willing to help a girl out it would be very appreciated. :*

I think I have frostbite. I'd know for sure if I could feel my body. I've never fallen so much since that time I learned how to walk.

Too bad we're in the outback. I feel like I need to experience snow now.

There is not enough coffee in the world for this day/week/lifetime. I miss my old neighborhood. If you didn't like someone, you punched them and moved on. No innocent bystanders. Not that violence is the answer, etc.