Involuntary RPG Journal Entries

omg stephen you are such a jerk. YOU CAN'T JUST JIGGLYPUFF A PERSON LIKE THAT.

guys wait i figured it out. you know how everyone was saying all that crazy snow the year before last year for snowpocalpse was just really intense promotion for game of thrones and winter is coming and everything?

maybe somehow cbs bought out ivi and theyre using this to promote that under the dome show thing. like they're doing some kind of truman show thing with us and they can't have us talking to people on the outside, like... like when people are on project runway they can't talk to their families bc of spoilers.

sucks for our fansites tho that they can't get any candids off our twitters TIL WE GET TWITTER BACK am i right? they are missing some serious crosspromotion potential here.

ffs if we're going to be trapped here forever can they at least fix the internet because the summer season of PLL is starting back up again soon and it's like trying to dl shit off kazaa anymore.

WAIT. are we totally sure that it's not an april fools joke?

bc distractions are good for everyone everybody present and accounted for? YAY!

because HAIRSPRAY!! volspray? lol i am so excited. also understanding is directing and i am so down with that bc yay someone else making these decisions bc i want to act and i am so totes not somebody who can do the behind the scenes stuff.

also pll crew are we watching? the finale is next week!

i want to know what kanye thinks about all this

how sweet would it be if he was the one collecting vols?

omg i can't believe some stupid website voted harry styles villain of the year.

unless this means he's a secret vol bc that would be beautiful. (he doesn't know he's beautiful~)

Okay, I totally understand the morning masturbation thing now, Davi. Hands up, who else did it too?

~Stefan

Okay so this came up at pub night and like.... so who do I have to sleep with to get them to let us put on a proper show here in drama? Because my ass was basically born to play Maureen in RENT or Eponine in Les Mis and I am WASTING MY CRAFT HERE>

EVERYONE SHUT YOUR FACES

HER HIGHNESS IS ON.

BEYONCE BEYONCE OMG MAKE WATCHING THIS STUPID GAME WORTH IT FOR ME

SCREAMING. THE INTERNET WENT DOWN JUST AS THE NEW JUSTIN SINGLE CAME OUT. DID ANYONE GET IT BEFORE THE NET DIED?

I AM GOING TO NATHAN HULK OUT.



whatever it's going to be a JT party up in everyone's heads tonight, PREPARE YOURSELVES.


*Nathan mention crossed out after this

Okay so like, forever ago someone told me to compose a list of the best celebrity eyebrows and I totally forgot or something because this has been sitting in a half finished entry for like FOREVER because picking the best eyebrows is really stressful (ESPECIALLY WHEN WE ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS OF ONLINE TIME) and I had to walk away because eyebrows are very serious business BUT I figured we could all use some eye candy (over-eye candy???) and so here we go.

SUZEE OTTERSTETTER'S LIST OF TOTALLY AWESOME CELEBRITY EYEBROWS.

This isn't a complete list because it'd be rude to deny some eyebrows their places of glory but whatever. Don't complain, just take in the pretty. ALSO if anyone has anyone who should be here like, definitely add the to the list because while this is just MY definitive list there's probably a whole world of them out there i haven't had the pleasure of being meeting yet lol.

( STOP. Eyebrow time )

UGH why am I listening to the stupid Les Mis soundtrack, this was a STUPID IDEA and emotions are dumb and I NEED TUMBLR.

Why does someone want us to remember those really loud soccer game horns?

oh my god what if they bomb us here next?

Okay I seriously just can't get over that I keep seeing Justin Bieber walking around campus.

so. much. sports.

I wish I could take all the art classes as independent studies and like, just sort of drop in on each one every week. MY ARTISTIC SPIRIT IS BEING SUFFOCATED.

Can I change my mind on having my bed set up like a loft? That damn early morning door-knocker keeps scaring the crap out of me and I end up slamming my head into the ceiling.

Or maybe they should just think up a more pleasant way to get us up in the morning. Can we do that instead? Because I need that extra space.

So is there going to be a Welcome Students!!!! party tonight or WHAT?