So I feel like I really need to clear the air here. Michael Fitzgerald does not believe that I don't have romantic interests in him, no matter how many time I have told him that he isn't my type. I understand how attractive his broad shoulders may be to some people, but I just don't feel anything there. Nor would I ever make any advances on someone I know is in a monogamous relationship.
So, Michael. Everyone. This is not my note. Like I said, I saw it fall out of Clara's book and was trying to return it to her when you saw it in my bag. And if you want proof, all you have to do is look at my handwriting sample right below it.
I really hope this ends this debate and that we can get along from here on out. Namaste.