You know what? It's time to have some fun around here, folks.
So I started thinking to myself: "Self? What is the most fun thing you can do in public without being arrested for indecent exposure?" And the answer to that was simple.Make. Fun. Of. Others.
But, sadly, in this 'everything-triggers-me' society, even teasing will end up being called bullying, and the next thing you know some dippy teenager is leaving us all cassette tapes.
How to make fun of people without being considered a menace to society?
Simple: Using the whole "we're all fictional in some other universe" thing, raid the past closets of my fellow superheroes and mercilessly mock their tragic taste in fashion.
That's right, err'body: time for Wade Wilson's
Celebrity Ordinary-Ass People Roast of Superhero Fashion
Read the comments below for my selections and comments... and feel free to join in.Roast away, folks