Freedomtown IC

One of those little bastards actually shot me. Bet he wasn't expecting to get an arrow right back.

Sure, I got two more following me around now, but you know what? Completely worth it.

The early bird doesn't always get the worm.

From time to time, it will get a fist in the face for blaring music in the morning that's interrupting my hangover.

I'm not being part of a game, so bother someone else.

So, this is just a tad embarrassing but... I'm kinda laying in the middle of a park and can't exactly get up. If anyone can see this, mind doing me a solid and coming to lift me up?

PS - If you have any kind of wheelchair you could bring with you, I will give you free IT support for the rest of my life.

Certainly isn't Gotham.