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Jul. 24th, 2020


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The people of Galador )

May. 26th, 2020


[info]connor_jackson
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[info]connor_jackson
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You know, my sister used to half-jokingly tell me that all the time I used watching football could be better used towards finding a career.

Sis? Wherever you are... YOU HAVE BEEN PROVEN WRONG.

That's right, this guy right here just signed a contract to coach The New London Marauders in the new GFL that's going to be starting up here.

Oct. 1st, 2019


[info]countsasaboy
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[info]countsasaboy
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[info]countsasaboy
[info]freedomtownic
This might be a weird question but how do you know when you're dating someone?

Jun. 30th, 2019


[info]ahhmahzing
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[info]ahhmahzing
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[info]ahhmahzing
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What. Is. UP, Galador? What is everyone getting up to these days?

FILTERED TO DAVE
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE. I haven't seen you in FOR-EV-ER.

Mar. 26th, 2019


[info]sailor_uranus
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I have to admit... other than the couple of more troublesome things, I actually like this place. Literally a whole new world, in every way.

Mar. 18th, 2019


[info]steaktanic
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Just wanted to let everyone know that this week only, Steak Me Home Tonight will be having special prices on three of our most popular sandwiches, including the legendary Steaktanic.

We'll be outside of XMH each morning from 11am to 12:30pm, driving through Freedomtown, Sunnydale, and Gotham from 2:00pm to 4:00pm, then back outside of XMH from 5:00pm to 6:30pm.

Here's our menu, apologies in advance for any drool-related slip-and-falls caused by perusing it...


Steak Me Home Tonight )

Feb. 19th, 2019


[info]steaktanic
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[info]steaktanic
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You know, I realized today that we're kinda coming in and taking over this place, when there are still native Galadorians left here. To show them my appreciation (also, because I can sympathize since my people had their land taken over as well), all native Galadorians receive a 35% discount at Steak Me Home Tonight.

Feb. 5th, 2019


[info]hobo_jo
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[info]hobo_jo
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Today's word of the day? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Who's going drinking with me tonight, hmmmmm?

Jan. 9th, 2019


[info]connor_jackson
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[info]connor_jackson
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Penny and Max
So... I'm thinking breakfast at The Crashdown with my stunning fiance and beautiful daughter in the morning. Opinions?

Aves
Hey... when you have a minute, can I ask you for some sisterly advice?

Dec. 31st, 2018


[info]ahhmahzing
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[info]ahhmahzing
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[ ooc: posted shortly after midnight ]


YEAR OF PENNY WOOOOOOOO

Nov. 28th, 2018


[info]connor_jackson
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[info]connor_jackson
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[info]connor_jackson
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So. I'm thinking we need to decorate the hell outta this city.

Anyone want to help me Christmas this place up some?

Nov. 8th, 2018

[info]youwantnoah
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[info]youwantnoah
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Connor and family

[info]youwantnoah
[info]freedomtownic
You are invited to Thanksgiving at the Crashdown Cafe with me and my family. Aunt Liz wants it to be a pot luck so bring a dish to share.

Oct. 10th, 2018


[info]naturesapp
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[info]naturesapp
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What the fuck is going on?

Shit..I said fuck?

Fuck, I said shit?

I'm in the Bad Place, aren't it?

I knew it the moment saw gummy bears running with sticks.


Fuck this.

Oct. 4th, 2018


[info]connor_jackson
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I wish I could get used to my sister not being here. Every day, my first impulse is to call her and see how she's doing. I've just... never really had to NOT have her in my life.

Text to Penny
Hey, babe. Got any plans tonight? I've been wanting to talk to you about something, but... I'd really rather do it in person.

Text to Max
What's up, kiddo? Feel like helping me out with something?

Text to Noah
Well, bro... this is it. Wish me luck - I'm gonna propose to Penny tonight. You sure you're ok with me talking about this stuff?

Sep. 2nd, 2018


[info]ahhmahzing
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[info]ahhmahzing
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[info]ahhmahzing
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FILTERED TO CONNOR
I am so beyond sorry about your sister, sweetie. Is there anything I can do to help?

Aug. 18th, 2018


[info]cangoallnight
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Ahhhh. What magic is this? I suppose, on the one hand, that if I do not know where I am I cannot be found, but, alas, I have so enjoyed killing those who came seeking. Ah, well, one does what one must.

Jul. 12th, 2018


[info]connor_jackson
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[info]connor_jackson
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[info]connor_jackson
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Max? Honey? Are you still out there?

Text to Penny Hartz
Pen... I think our little girl is gone....

May. 28th, 2018


[info]steaktanic
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[info]steaktanic
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As I was driving the truck around the city today, I kept thinking about one thing.

Ok, wait. Two things. Because I also kept wondering why Galador doesn't seem to acknowledge the existence of V-neck shirts.

But yeah, the other thing.

I'm just gonna toss this out in a public post... Dr. April Kepner... will you go out with me?

May. 4th, 2018


[info]ahhmahzing
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[info]ahhmahzing
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[info]ahhmahzing
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Hangovers on Fridays are so much worse in your 30s ugh.

Good morning fine people,

For those of you I haven't met yet, which is most of you if I'm being honest, my name is Penny Hartz. Since your little reality gem has not seen fit to bring one Max Blum here, I am currently submitting a request for a new gay BFF. Must be able to assist with the following:
» Cocktails and catty remarks about others.
» Large knowledge of classic 80s movies.
» Will make plans to go to the gym with me, but instead we go get brunch.
» Available for hijinks and not-very-well-thought-out plans.
» Be open to the possibility of costumes and/or disguises when needed. (See above.)
» Will always compliment my shoes.


If YOU fit these qualifications and are looking for a new wacky best friend, please inquire below.

Thank you for your time.

May. 3rd, 2018


[info]dirty_girl
[info]freedomtownic

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[info]dirty_girl
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I need to get off my butt, make some more friends and find a job. Anyone hiring?

[info]connor_jackson
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So, my sister is on her honeymoon, and her hubby is the only close friend I've made since arriving here.

Maybe this is the time to make more, hmm?

Private to Penny Hartz
Hey, goofball. Haven't really talked to you much since the wedding. Was it something I said?

Apr. 23rd, 2018


[info]steaktanic
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[info]steaktanic
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That's right folks... Dave Rose is a business owner once again.

Ever stop and think to yourself, "Self? Why are there no food trucks on Galador?"

Well wonder no more, my friends. Because now you can get all your lunch or dinner needs from Steak Me Home Tonight (version 2.0).

http://steakmehometonight.com/

Eat... and enjoy.

Apr. 2nd, 2018

[info]youwantnoah
[info]freedomtownic
[info]youwantnoah
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[info]youwantnoah
[info]freedomtownic
Who: Everyone
What: A wedding reception
Where: An outdoor location
When: Today
Warning: None
Read more... )

Mar. 28th, 2018


[info]connor_jackson
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Private to Penny Hartz

Hey there! So... it occured to me that I'm gonna be taking you to my sister's wedding, and we haven't even MET yet. Care to remedy this? I can't promise not to tell a lot of really, really lame jokes, but I like to think I'm still good company.

Mar. 25th, 2018

[info]shadowbender
[info]freedomtownic
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Wedding Invitation to All

[info]shadowbender
[info]freedomtownic
Hello, everyone!
As you may or may not know, Noah and I are getting married next Monday. I know, I know, what kind of psycho gets married on a Monday? But it's because that marks exactly one year since the day we met.

In preparing, we decided not to send out invitations very far in advance because we wanted to invite all of you (yes...ALL). We feel that without all of you, without your support and friendship and everything you did to make Knowhere what it was and what you continue to do to make this place what it is, we wouldn't have had the opportunity to get to know one another so well.

So, you are all hereby formally invited to our wedding on April 2nd at [outdoor location with a wonderful view].

It is an outside wedding, and there will be shade provided for anyone who wants/needs it. If anyone needs genuine darkness, just let me know and I can arrange for anything clear up to scientifically measured zero light.

There will be an outdoor reception as well, no travel required. Liz has assured me she's taking care of all the catering and that it will be something everyone will enjoy. There will be plenty of food and dessert for everyone who wants to come.

Please, just give us a heads up below so we can have enough chairs and food.

Mar. 16th, 2018


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I need to speak to whoever is in charge around here.

Your little fuzzy associate was extremely unprofessional just now. And I don't appreciate the attitude. Listen. I don't think there is anything wrong with needing a few questions answered after being shoved into an alternate dimension. And when I simply asked him thirty-five twenty well thought out, detail oriented questions about the situation, he just ignored me and walked away. It is unacceptable and I will not stand for it.

[info]connor_jackson
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[info]connor_jackson
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Well, one thing Aves will attest to about me: I'm adaptable as all get out.

So here I am, trying to blend right in.

Hey everyone. I'm Connor.

Private to Noah

So. Since we're about to be brothers, what say we go hang out somewhere? Right hand to God, there'll be no threats, judging, or overprotective crap involved. I just want to get to know the guy my sister's about to marry.