Freedomtown IC

Is it weird that I don't really celebrate my birthday anymore?

I mean, I haven't aged in 30+ years, so what's the use?

I dunno. Just kinda hit me that today's my birthday and I haven't even acknowledged in in decades.

Sorry for posting so close to my last, but...

Man, fuck girls. You're all selfish, spoiled whores and skanks.

So gentleman, I recently turned eighteen, and I have an album release to celebrate.

Bonus points for vampires.

P.S. Yes, I was recently dumped.

So... I sort of avoided my birthday. I'm eighteen now. That means... a lot of things.

First of all, I want a party. Second of all, can I get a night with my girl?

Lizzy, is it true? You're here? Even though we just merged.

Dad?

I do not know where I should live now that I am here. It is too weird to live at the school now that I graduated.

I don't know about anyone else, but I had my fill of Lifetime/Hallmark Christmas movies to last a lifetime. It's bad enough that 99% of their movies already have the same basic plot, but they actually think that three months' worth of them in a wintry setting is a good thing?

Anyone got a copy of the first two Silent Night, Deadly Night movies? How about the original Black Christmas? I have "A Christmas Horror Story" and "Krampus".

Elllllllie....

Me, you, Pride, Open Arms this weekend?

Brother!!! Are you still here? Are any Asgardians here?

I CANT DO THIS AGAIN!

...I shouldn’t be here. Wherever here is. I shouldn’t be anywhere.