Freedomtown IC

I know that with the existence of Monster Island common knowledge now, a lot of people are going to want to see it. To see the creatures that live there.

Here's the thing, y'all.

We can't go treating this like some overblown petting zoo. This is their home. Would you like it if people started visiting your home just to butt into your business, get in your way, and bother your ass? Hell no you wouldn't. So we're not gonna do that to them.

That said, as the chosen caretaker of the land, I will allow small (VERY small) groups to take guided tours approved and scheduled by myself and Queen Emily. This way we can be sure to not bother the inhabitants, nor anger them.

This has been a public service announcement from the Kingdom of Monstropolis. If you don't like, fuck off.

Emily Wilson
Hey, babe... wanna come see our newest "residents" with me?

....OUUUUUUUUUUUUCHGODDAMMIT.

Being stabbed through the forehead fucking sucks, y'all.

Seriously. 0/10. Would not recommend.

Emily Wilson
Your Highness? I'm Dr. Carly McDonald. Queen Beatrice was just brought to us by Spaceknight Riot, having been injured during their excursion to Monster Island. While the injury looked fatal extremely severe, her healing factor is already doing it's job, and as long as you have someone there who can take care of her, we should be able to release her to you later this evening.


Wichita
Hi! Hope I'm not seeming too desperate here, but I was wondering if you were free tonight? I get done at work at 7pm and don't have anything planned for the rest of the evening... I still can't believe I'm doing this

I just wanna throw some thanks out.

Thank you to everyone who attended me and Emily's wedding, and to those who weren't there but sent their well-wishes.

Thank you to my friends for being there to witness my special day.

Thank you to Emily for marrying my crazy ass.

And thank you to Stephanie Whitmore and Danny Lawrence for getting so into each other that they literally fucked on my property. Yes, the cameras caught that. And yes, I enjoyed every moment. Encore, please.

Oh. My. God.

The royal wedding was so much fun. I'm honored to have been part of it.

And after the reception? Was even better. Best night of my life.

Filtered to Royalty, Rulers, Politicians, and Military

Hey. Nyx here. It, um... kinda has been brought to my attention that hey! I'm kinda the head Spaceknight around here now. Meaning when there's disturbing or upsetting news, I'm the lucky gal who gets to break it to you.

SO SPEAKING OF WHICH.

I have some disturbing/upsetting news for you.

So, we have a new arrival. A woman from the same world as Sonya Blade and Cassie Cage. Her name is Mileena, and she apparently completely freaked out upon arrival, and rather than go anywhere near the Welcome Center, took off like a wild animal.

We managed to track where she is.... and that's where the upsetting news comes in.

There's something the Spaceknights, the top few people in the military, and one or two of the royals have been kinda... hiding from you, and from everyone else.

A couple years ago, leading into Halloween, the gem thought it would be a riot to bring a bunch of monsters, demons, killers, etc from various movies here. And some of them we managed to destroy. But the bigger ones... yeah. We couldn't kill them for various reasons, but we couldn't just let them roam free either. So we managed to get them all to one large land mass on the other side of Galador. It's got protective shields around it so that once there, they can't leave unless we lower the shields. For obvious reasons, we call it Monster Island.

It's a dangerous place... and that's where Mileena is hiding.

I'M GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT!!

So I've done a thing.