Freedomtown IC

[Private to Patrick (stuckonhisheart)]

So now that I have thoroughly child proofed my place and stocked up on alcohol, cleaning products and bandaids, where do we go to find a child to guardian? Is there like a child pound here or something?

You do realize that I am not going to be any good at this, right?

[Private to Alexis (walkthroughlife)]

Patrick and I are going to guardian a child here.

I miss you.

I don't know how I'm supposed to live the rest of my life without you.

Aside from those very stylish shoes I had in the ninth grade, you are the best thing that ever happened to me.

Um.....hi.

Okay so we both know I'm not very good at this.

Can we talk?

So space, huh? This is wild.

EAT GLASS DAVID!

Shoot, DAVIDS!


TED IS HERE!

OMG!

David!


Erm. Davids?!



DAVIDS!



So like I was thinking about home and how I wish the car was here.


GUESS WHAT IS HERE!


THE CAR!


I'm magic or something.


Now need to wish for Ted.


Yes, Ted!


Come on, TED!

Yeah, hi. This isn't going to work for me. Someone is going to have to bippity boppity boo me back to Schitt's Creek.