Freedomtown IC

OFFICIAL ROYAL DECREE

Alright, listen up, motherfuckers.

This is Princess Beatrice, here on official goddamn business.

Our resident future-seeing vampire has let me know that tomorrow, a big-ass fucking monster is going to show up in Monstropolis.

I'm talking like some Godzilla-level bullshit here, folks.

So here's what needs to happen.

ALL CITIZENS OF MONSTROPOLIS - We're beginning an immediate emergency evacuation. If you got friends/family in other places, go stay with them till this passes. If you don't? Fuck, go live under a bridge like a goddamn homeless person or something. I don't fuckin' care. Just DON'T BE HERE.

This is not optional. Everyone here who is a citizen (i.e. not law enforcement, royal staff, and the like) is being ordered to leave the city now. Don't worry about packing shit, don't worry about whether or not you have that pretty dress you like, or your fuckin' PS4, or anything. Just get out now. This thing could arrive anytime from midnight tonight on. So I need you all gone before then.

CITIZENS OF OTHER LOCATIONS - I need you to have any kind of armies, protection, whatever-the-fuck that you have at the ready. If we can't contain this bitch, and it gets loose, we're looking at possible cataclysmic damage and death-tolls. I'm talking more horror and brutality than an Adam Sandler Movie Marathon. So seriously - get your shit together ASAP.

Alright, I got the explanation already from the talking animal, and the whole being in another universe, or realm, type thing. That, I'm very familiar with. As a god, visiting other places isn't new. I've been to many.

But I feel... less. Mortal. Human. I can't access any of my powers. Not even so much as a spark. Can't even teleport. This planet isn't connected to Outworld in any way, is it? It's one possibility I'd thought of to explain my predicament.