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Jul. 5th, 2021 at 8:07 PM
Fuck my life.
So, I'm at seven months pregnant now, and while some people talk about "glowing" or "loving being pregnant", I'm here to tell you it fucking sucks.
I'm so horny that Neely and Morgan are actually having trouble keeping up with me. I'm burping and farting like someone who just went on a four-day Taco Bell bender. My hormones are so out of whack I'd probably startle Charlie Sheen at this point. Just yesterday, I watched one of my employees get flowers brought to them at work, and broke down sobbing for 45 minutes.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
So, I'm at seven months pregnant now, and while some people talk about "glowing" or "loving being pregnant", I'm here to tell you it fucking sucks.
I'm so horny that Neely and Morgan are actually having trouble keeping up with me. I'm burping and farting like someone who just went on a four-day Taco Bell bender. My hormones are so out of whack I'd probably startle Charlie Sheen at this point. Just yesterday, I watched one of my employees get flowers brought to them at work, and broke down sobbing for 45 minutes.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.