Freedomtown IC

Well shit. It just kinda hit me that I have zero idea what the fuck to do for a job here.

I don't exactly have much of an education, there doesn't seem to be much demand for hired assassins...

Anyone hiring? No real talent to speak of (unless you count fighting and fucking), but hey, I'll give anything I shot.

Oh, this is fucking hilarious.

I was literally on top of a building in LA, rifle in hand, getting ready to snipe a mob boss from about 500 feet out. Just as I'm getting ready to splatter the fucker's brains all over his bitch, I vanish and appear here.

So, someone comes running out of the Welcome Center, and goes all wide-eyed when they see my fine ass holding a high-powered sniper rifle.

So. Superheroes and shit are real here, huh? Might actually meet some folks from the sole happy part of my childhood.

Anyway, I'm Candi. I'd say nice to meet you all, but I'm too honest for that.

Filtered away from Bode Knight

Ok, to anyone who's even talked to me once or twice: I have to ask this.

And pleeeeeease be 100% honest.

Am I just completely unappealing in every way or something? Because I'm starting to feel that way.

So, where do I sign up to kick Imperial Army ass?

You know, I've been hearing all about Galador over on Earth, so I had to drop in and see what the fuss was about.

Anyway, I'm America Chavez, and hello to you, Galador.