This isn't funny. I need to get back to Beacon Hills. My friends need me. Isaac? It says you're here. I haven't seen you in a really long time.. Who else is here from Beacon Hills? I'm Scarlett McCall.
I probably did this backward. I found a place to live, looked on the network, and now I'm introducing myself. I wasn't about to start getting to know people before I knew where I'm sleeping tonight.
So, I heard how there were others out there like me. Werewolves. I ain't sure when the full moon's coming on this planet or where might be safe to change. So if anyone'd like to give me tips I'd be grateful. Also, I don't eat people. In case you were wondering.
So...a telepathic dog with a Russian accent. And nobody slipped me some LSD. This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me, and that's saying a lot. I'm Scott, by the way.