Well, this is definitely not what I was expecting. At least I got sent to another dimension while I had my daughter with me. Bonus points to the weird, magical gem for that, at least.
Babe, when you see this, pack up your apartment. They got us a four-bedroom in Riverdale. I may even already have a job for now. It'll be good to stay at home for a few months.
For those who don't already know me... you might know my sister! I'm Katie Matlin-Torres and I just got here a few hours ago.