Freedomtown IC

I took a while to lay low and finally start getting my life together... but it looks like things are finally starting to look good for me.

Bobby Briggs
Daddy? Can I talk to you about something?

My girl is going to be famous soon, I just know it. As long as she still loves me when she is. Haha. Kidding.

I have decided to go for a job in law enforcement. I have been doing security for so long at La Bonne Nuit, but now I feel the need for a change. Does anyone know who I would speak to about police school? Or on this planet does one just apply for the job? Any help is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

[Sheriff Hopper]
My name is Archie Andrews and I am interested in working in law enforcement. I was told to reach out to you by Deputy Briggs.

Alright everyone, listen up for a minute.

Since the force in general has been pretty damn small so far, I've been running the police for Freedomtown, Sunnydale, Twin Peaks, Castle Rock, and Chicago.

Looks like we're starting to get more cops around here these days, so I'd like to start looking for people to take over as sheriff for the individual cities, minus Sunnydale (where I'll remain sheriff). I'm tired of working so much, dammit. I have a life too, you know (shut up, Parker and Wilson).

If you're already a police officer, and are interested in being sheriff for one of cities I listed, let me know and we'll set up an interview.

I swear to god, let this be real and not some fucked up side effect and I promise I will never touch drugs again...

Dad? This phone they gave me at the Welcome Center says you're here?

To anyone else who can see this... I'm Becky Briggs. I'm really freaking the fuck out right now, but I'm trying to hold it together until I figure out if this is really happening...

I was fortunate enough to arrive here with most of my fortune intact. But at the same time, I'm bored just sitting around my house all day. I was wondering if a non-profit, such as the Welcome Center or the group home were in need of any help.


Private to Bobby Briggs
Hello there, Deputy. Just wanted to say I had a very nice time with you. Was wondering if you'd be interested in doing it again sometime?

Hello Sheriff, my name is Robert "Bobby" Briggs. I am a new resident here on Galador. I am originally from Twin Peaks and have decided to take up residency in the version that has appeared here. Back home, I was a deputy, and I was told to get in touch with you if I wish to continue my position here.

So I guess this is what happens when an evil entity is defeated. I wonder if everyone else in that room has been sent to places like this. I do see a few familiar names on the list that they've given me. I've also been told that Twin Peaks is here and that my house is available. I think that I'm just going to pick up there and see where things go.

So hello Galador, I'm Deputy Bobby Briggs and it looks like I'm new here.