Okay if you're going to transport someone to an alien planet, if there's really where I am, can you atleast not do it after a hot hook up? I'm totes naked right now.
This place is a goddamn bore. Can't we get some kind of fucking alien invasion, or zombie apocalypse, or something? Just to give a bitch something to do?
I get pulled from a goddamn fight, sent to this fucking "la-dee-da, everything is wonderful" world, and there's even a stupid fucking welcome center like it's the most normal thing in the goddamn world.
And now I'm standing outside the place, typing like an idiot into this ri-goddamn-diculous phone thing.