Freedomtown IC

Let's see here.

My favorite family member is here with me.
Didn't really have many friends at home to care about losing.
I still have access to my wrestling here.
I've somehow managed to get a stupidly hot girl to really take an interest in me.

Note to gem: I'd like to stay here forever, thanks.

Alright everyone, listen up for a minute.

Since the force in general has been pretty damn small so far, I've been running the police for Freedomtown, Sunnydale, Twin Peaks, Castle Rock, and Chicago.

Looks like we're starting to get more cops around here these days, so I'd like to start looking for people to take over as sheriff for the individual cities, minus Sunnydale (where I'll remain sheriff). I'm tired of working so much, dammit. I have a life too, you know (shut up, Parker and Wilson).

If you're already a police officer, and are interested in being sheriff for one of cities I listed, let me know and we'll set up an interview.

I don't know what my life would be back in my home universe. It seemed to be one thing after another and here there is a moment of quiet. Now is the time that most share what they are thankful for.

I will always be thankful for the time I had with Vision. Probably always miss him too but I couldn't imagine my life without Jim. He healed my heart when I thought it would never be whole again and I love him more everyday because of it. I have my brother back and a beautiful niece. It may be all temporary but I'm glad of the time I have here.

filtered; Nick Fury

We need to talk.

I know there's a lot of shit going on right now, so forgive me if I seem insensitive right now.

But today? Only three words matter to me.

STEELERS WIN, MOTHERFUCKERS.

There's no way...I am not drunk enough for this.

TEXT TO WANDA

» Bruce asked Diana out on a date.
» And she came to me asking for advice.
» Just...needed someone to share the irony with.

Hello, I'm Diana Prince, I'm also known as Wonder Woman. As of Monday, I'm new to the team. I'd like to meet all the Avengers I haven't met yet.

I've been here a couple of months and still don't really know anyone. I'd like to have the chance to get to know you.