Freedomtown IC

In spite of my deepest wishes, I have to admit this place is indeed real and not the result of some bad weed (I should've known: I buy the good shit).

Anyway.

May as well start getting settled in here. My kid gave me the whole tutorial on how shit works around here, so I'll start by introducing myself.

I'm LeeAnn Viskan (pronounced vis-KHAN. I'll slap the shit outta you if you mispronounce it). 47 years old, Boston born & bred, mother of Marissa Viskan, professional wrestler and mixed martial artist for 23 years. I've worked as a trainer for EFW, NFW, and DPW, held the Women's Championship in four different promotions, and even worked as booker for two of them.

I sure as hell don't want to be some old spinster here, but I am a married woman at home. Luckily, Danny always told me I was more than welcome to be with any women that I wanted, so I will be using that to my full advantage.

Since this sadly seems to be the end of my wrestling career, are there any gyms or martial arts studios looking for a trainer?

...this is the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen in my goddamn life.

Chick at the Welcome Center explained it all three times but I'm still hoping maybe the herb I bought this afternoon was laced with LSD or something.

Christ.