This feels like about the dumbest damn thing I've ever written, but...
We've received word that there is a dinosaur loose in the general area of Mar-Vell Park.
Yep. A krutacking DINOSAUR. I couldn't make this up, folks.
Apparently a velociraptor managed to get sent here the last time some people 'ported in from... wherever the hell they were from.
We've cordoned off the park and the few blocks around it, and will make sure the... sigh... dinosaur doesn't leave there until we have the pen we're building for it finished, which should be by sometime tomorrow. Day after that at worst.
And no, I don't know if King Kong or anything's gonna pop in next.