Freedomtown IC

Working the ED last night at the hospital brought me a first in my career. A patient came in with a turkey concussion. No joke. The frozen 24lb turkey hit the patient in the head. Usually I'm deal with burns from the oven or from oil from a deep fryer exploding. Never a concussion.

I never thought I'd ever have to say this but be careful with those frozen birds, everyone.

I'm glad the holidays are over. It's nice to know what day of the week it is again.

Random question here... what would be the go-to pet for lonely old spinsters here to gravitate to?

Asking for a friend.

Filtered to all doctors at Xavier Memorial Hospital

I was approached today by a man named Eugene Thompson, a former Sergeant in the United States Army. He lost both of his legs fighting in Iraq. For the last few years, he'd been "whole" again by being bonded with what is called a "symbiote", from a world called Klyntar. Recently, the symbiote, for reasons undisclosed, abandoned Sgt. Thompson and he is now once more confined to a wheelchair.

Sgt. Thompson came to me inquiring about the surgery I helped develop that allowed Dr. Robbins to replace the leg she lost in an airplane crash. He is looking to have a double leg replacement done. Now, we would have to do some initial tests first, to make sure that the point of amputation is still viable. But if it is, we could have a truly historic surgery on our hands here.

So, I ask you all... thoughts? Concerns? Opinions? Offers of assistance?