Freedomtown IC

Thank you to whoever broke into my apartment earlier this week and left a Monopoly board game.

That was sweet. It reminded me of home.

Nine-Nine

Reinstating family game night. Saturday. Bring booze and prepare to be demolished.

Ugh, I don't feel well at all. I have a migraine from hell and I keep throwing up and my throat is on fire, can't stop coughing which is why I'm throwing up. This is just awful.

Merry Christmas, Jake Peralta.

The Backstreet Boys have a new single out and I am here. for. it No shame.

Ya'll, this place is craaaazy.

But seriously, where are the future Santiago-Peralta babies at?

Jake? This wasn't really what I had in mind for a honeymoon.