Freedomtown IC

You know, there's only so many times a guy can wake up in new and strange situations before he just starts getting really confused. Or just accepts it and moves on. Not sure which one I'm at currently.

Anyway, my name's Steve Trevor. Is there really a Diana Prince here?

I feel uncomfortable with all those Monsters here. Now, I will fly overhead checking on daily. I know the Galadorian forces are adequate to take care of the potential problems.

I haven't seen many movies, but one was Jurassic Park. I'm afraid something will happen, so I can only be vigilant.

Christmas has always been bittersweet for me.

I have such a great memories of it as a little kid, because my mom always made it great for Patience and I.

Then things got... really bad once she passed. I think my father tried to be an even BIGGER bastard than usual on holidays. God forbid I have a little bit of joy in my life.

More than anything though, I think I just get a little down at the holidays due to not being where I hoped to be by now. Anyone who knows me well knows I've always wanted to be a dad. And I guess I imagined that by this point in my life, I'd be giving a kid the kind of Christmases I always wanted my father to give me.

Instead, I'm on a world that still confuses me, and can't seem to stop saying and doing the wrong thing constantly. Still... I'm not the humbug type.

So just... I dunno. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Life Day... whatever you celebrate, I hope you have the best one possible.

Ok, so maybe I'm a bit of a dunce for not thinking to use this thing until now. Honestly, I didn't even realize natives were able to get these devices, I thought it was just for refugees. Thanks for getting me the hook up, Harley.

Anyway.

So, I'm Calamity Jamarii. Friends call me CJ or Cal. I've lived here my entire life, and I'm the lead guitarist for Eternal Embrace (and yes, I'm still in disbelief that I'm actually in a band that has an album out).

You also may have seen me in my frequent starring role as "drunk bitch swearing at people from the floor of The End Zone".

It is about time that I step out of my shell and introduce myself. I'm Jason. I'm one of the newer residents of Galador.

There's no way...I am not drunk enough for this.