Freedomtown IC

Fuck my life.

So, I'm at seven months pregnant now, and while some people talk about "glowing" or "loving being pregnant", I'm here to tell you it fucking sucks.

I'm so horny that Neely and Morgan are actually having trouble keeping up with me. I'm burping and farting like someone who just went on a four-day Taco Bell bender. My hormones are so out of whack I'd probably startle Charlie Sheen at this point. Just yesterday, I watched one of my employees get flowers brought to them at work, and broke down sobbing for 45 minutes.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Yep. It's official. Pregnancy hormones have made me even crazier than usual.

I angrily swore at the Keurig machine this morning because I felt like it was taking too long to make my coffee.

And a few hours ago, I broke down sobbing when Morgan told me I couldn't name Sir Porgy McPorgington III as the baby's godfather.

filtered to werewolves ( including hybrids )

I've heard there are other wolves here, different types. I am trying to find out exactly how many different types of us are here.

Hello everyone! I'm Moonchild (ok, not my real name, but shh), and I'm the official media rep for Full Moon Entertainment.

Mr. Bale hired me to promote the company, announce new projects, and generally get people talking!

So, it's gonna be a huge year for FME, first of all. Over the next few months, we're gonna have new album releases from Jeremy Lewis, Eternal Embrace, and Bad Reputation, as well as debut albums from Collision of One and Lost Highway.

We're also proud to announce that we've just put the wheels in motion to produce our first feature films! Production on 'Moving Parts', a drama starring Kevin Pearson, and 'The Girls In Blue', an action/comedy starring Rachelle Martin-Bale and Shelley Silver, will both begin this year.

Finally, we're hard at work putting together a weekly variety show, utilizing the actors and musicians on the label in various skits and performances.

So with that said, let's hear about the most important part of FME: you guys.

Talk to me. I wanna know who you're a fan of. Your favorite songs or albums. The projects you'd love to see happen. Heck, who you'd love to meet and why. Hit me with it!

Well Toto, this sure as hell isn't Letterkenny.

Still getting the lay of the land, but I figured I'd introduce myself.

'Sup Galador? I'm Katy.

GODDAMMIT.

Pregnancy hormones are officially go.

It's 3 in the fucking morning, and I'm sitting here crying like a bitch who just watched The Notebook for the first time, because some chick in a commercial ran out of coffee.

What. The. Fuck.

I guess I wasn't ready...

Who: Neely and Rachelle, then Morgan
Where: Rachelle's Office - The End Zone, Freedomtown
When: Recently
What: Some assurance
Rating: PG-13
Status: Closed; Complete

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