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Malcolm Reynolds ([info]malcolm_r) wrote in [info]freedomtownic,
@ 2018-02-28 22:19:00

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Entry tags:chase stein (_chase_stein), darcy lewis (6credits_myass), thor odinson (_god_of_thunder), ~alex vause (alex_vause), ~inara serra, ~luke skywalker (farmboyjedi), ~mal reynolds (malcolm_r), ~queen irina (tinylight)

Well Now
I hate to seem like a pain in the ass. I really do.

But it seems like someone has absconded with my gorram ship.

Bring it back to me within two hours, no questions'll be asked. After that? Well, I'd hate to be you.


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[info]farmboyjedi
2018-02-28 02:28 pm UTC (link)
I think a few of us have that problem. I miss my family's ship too.

You sound like both my wife and brother-in-law. Anyone touches their ships, it's not pretty.

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[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-01 11:38 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like me and your family would get along.

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[info]farmboyjedi
2018-03-02 07:43 pm UTC (link)
I get that feeling too. Although if you run into a guy named Solo...that's my brother in law... he'll insist he has the fastest ship in the galaxy...just loves to brag about it.

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[info]oceanoflight
2018-02-28 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Someone stole Serenity?

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[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-01 11:39 pm UTC (link)
Don't worry. I intend to get it back. Might be some shooting involved.

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[info]oceanoflight
2018-03-02 02:03 pm UTC (link)
Try not to get yourself shot again.

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[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-02 02:16 pm UTC (link)
Seems unnecessary at this point.

Although, if I remember correctly, Thor IS a God.

What's your stance on me... PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE?

Just so we're clear.

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[info]oceanoflight
2018-03-02 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Thor? The Norse god of thunder? That's who stole Serenity?

Mal/Inara
I imagine it's probably a very poor idea to punch a God in the face. Particularly one who can strike you with lightening. But just so we're clear, I also kind of want to punch him myself.

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[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-02 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Well, Thor and his girlfriend? friend. I'm less inclined to punch HER in the face. Although I guess that depends who the instigator is. Punching seems a given.

Mal/Inara
I would pay to see that.

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Mal/Inara. - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 03:22 pm UTC
Re: Mal/Inara. - [info]malcolm_r, 2018-03-02 03:34 pm UTC
Mal/Inara. - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 03:37 pm UTC
Re: Mal/Inara. - [info]malcolm_r, 2018-03-02 03:53 pm UTC
Mal/Inara. - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 04:10 pm UTC
Re: Mal/Inara. - [info]malcolm_r, 2018-03-02 04:11 pm UTC
Mal/Inara. - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 04:15 pm UTC
Re: Mal/Inara. - [info]malcolm_r, 2018-03-02 04:16 pm UTC
Mal/Inara. - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 04:21 pm UTC
Mr Reynolds
[info]tinylight
2018-02-28 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Please let me know where the ship was taken from. I will send someone down shortly to meet with you and investigate this matter.

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Re: Mr Reynolds
[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-01 11:42 pm UTC (link)
It was docked in Mos Eisley at the time. Not to worry, whoever you are. I'll find it.

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Mr Reynolds
[info]tinylight
2018-03-02 02:05 pm UTC (link)
I am Queen Irinia, the ruler of Galador.

It seems you have found the culprit.

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Re: Mr Reynolds
[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-02 02:14 pm UTC (link)
Donkey shit.

My apologies, Queen Irinia. I meant no disrespect.

It seems like they found ME, though.

What's Galador's stance on thievery, by the way?

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Mr Reynolds
[info]tinylight
2018-03-02 02:40 pm UTC (link)
It's quite all right, Captain Reynolds. I do tend to keep as low a profile as possible.

We do not look favorably on it. But as it was your ship that was taken, I will defer to you for the moment. Do you wish the culprits to be punished?

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Re: Mr Reynolds: OT Crew of Serenity - [info]malcolm_r, 2018-03-02 02:58 pm UTC
Re: Mr Reynolds: OT Crew of Serenity - [info]alex_vause, 2018-03-02 03:02 pm UTC
Re: Mr Reynolds: OT Crew of Serenity - [info]_chase_stein, 2018-03-02 03:06 pm UTC
Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 03:10 pm UTC
Re: Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]_chase_stein, 2018-03-02 03:13 pm UTC
Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 03:17 pm UTC
Re: Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]_chase_stein, 2018-03-02 03:22 pm UTC
Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 03:36 pm UTC
Re: Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]_chase_stein, 2018-03-02 03:51 pm UTC
Serenity Crew - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 04:05 pm UTC
Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 03:12 pm UTC
Re: Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]malcolm_r, 2018-03-02 03:20 pm UTC
Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]tinylight, 2018-03-02 03:25 pm UTC
Re: Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]malcolm_r, 2018-03-02 03:31 pm UTC
Irinia + Serenity Crew - [info]tinylight, 2018-03-02 03:40 pm UTC

[info]lil_wolvie
2018-02-28 09:59 pm UTC (link)
So... should I just go and bring the whole "Deadpool family" to you now, so you can figure out which one of them it was?

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[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-01 11:43 pm UTC (link)
That might actually save some time.

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[info]lil_wolvie
2018-03-01 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Happily.

Actually... it will make me even happier if I can stab at least one of them while doing it.

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[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-02 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Turns out it wasn't one of the Deadpool family...

Although I HAVE to ask.

Is your answer to MOST things stabbing them?

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[info]6credits_myass
2018-03-02 11:43 am UTC (link)
Oh, that was YOUR ship?

...that's so cool!

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[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-02 11:53 am UTC (link)
Hang ON.

You took MY baby ship?

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[info]6credits_myass
2018-03-02 11:56 am UTC (link)
Ok, hear me out.

So, my friend Thor and I got like, STUPID drunk. We decided to fly a ship. We found yours first.

...we brought it back! No damage or anything.

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[info]malcolm_r
2018-03-02 12:29 pm UTC (link)
I am both impressed and INCREDIBLY PISSED OFF.

You wanna go for a joyride? ASK.

Private

You seriously managed to fly it without things falling off? Or, y'know, DYING?

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[info]6credits_myass
2018-03-02 05:59 pm UTC (link)
So...if I suggested a joyride while sitting in your lap, would that be OK?

Private
No falling off or dying. Now that I think about it, that IS impressive.

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UNSENT - [info]oceanoflight, 2018-03-02 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]malcolm_r, 2018-03-02 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]6credits_myass, 2018-03-02 07:22 pm UTC
Filtered: Irinia, Darcy, & Thor
[info]tinylight
2018-03-02 03:00 pm UTC (link)
Ms Lewis,

You and your associate not only stole a vessel that several people call their home, but you also flew it while inebriated and risked hurting yourselves, others, and Galadorian property. You and Mr Odinson will need to come to my office immediately.

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Re: Filtered: Irinia, Darcy, & Thor
[info]_god_of_thunder
2018-03-02 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Private to Darcy

I think we're in trouble.

I will of course take the blame. Very few people can resist this face.

*he sends her a photo with a pouting expression and his hands clasped in a prayer position*

But in all seriousness - we're fucked. Let me take the lead on this one.

Re-open to include Iniria

Of course, benevolent Queen Iniria!

Please give us a few moments to speak privately and we'll come to your office as soon as we're able.

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Filtered: Irinia, Darcy, & Thor - [info]tinylight, 2018-03-02 04:03 pm UTC
Filtered: Irinia, Darcy, & Thor - [info]6credits_myass, 2018-03-02 06:01 pm UTC

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