Freedomtown IC

No word of lie, I was just chased down the street by a rabid 200 pound...

Jesus. Motherfucking Cujo. I was chased down the street by Cujo.

Last sighting, Freedomtown. Scary looking St. Bernard. Be smart. Lock up your kids.

Never a dull moment in this place, is there?

Do you think, well. Once this current crisis is over, would you like to go on vacation? Maybe Oahu for a few days, then Walt Disney World? Do you think Lunella would like it? We could surprise her.

These creatures are fun!

Punting evil little gnomes is my new favorite sport!

I wish I could tell everyone whats happening or try to rewrite it. I need to stop. I could go join Hope and Lucy in watching the movies, but books are better.


Anyone want to play a game?

I promise not to quote the rules at you.

Whoever I hired for my assistant, clear my day.

[Bea]

I will not have rouge monsters disturb my Kingdom, they submit or die.

Meet me in the foyer, we are going hunting.

Am I crazy or did I just see the Cortez?

Max isn't one for getting his picture taken but he finally let me take one of us today while we were outside enjoying the backyard while our kids played and I just had to share it.