Ok, so maybe I'm a bit of a dunce for not thinking to use this thing until now. Honestly, I didn't even realize natives were able to get these devices, I thought it was just for refugees. Thanks for getting me the hook up, Harley.
Anyway.
So, I'm Calamity Jamarii. Friends call me CJ or Cal. I've lived here my entire life, and I'm the lead guitarist for Eternal Embrace (and yes, I'm still in disbelief that I'm actually in a band that has an album out).
You also may have seen me in my frequent starring role as "drunk bitch swearing at people from the floor of The End Zone".