Freedomtown IC

You know what's not flarkin' cool? Like... at all?

People being backstabbing, bullying, untrustworthy flartnards.

I'm just tired of it. I'm tired of the lies and the petty bullshit. Of people being nice and sweet to my face, then making fun of me behind my back. Of people bullying me to my face, then acting like they think bullying is so wrong.

And then people have the nerve to ask me why I stay to myself so much? It's because I feel like (other than my parents) I have literally two people in the entire world who have my back no matter what, and who would never say anything bad or mean about me.

I swear, one day I'm gonna take one of Daddy's ships and just fly away somewhere, where none of you jerks can ever make me cry again.

FILTERED TO PHOEBE HALLIWELL

So, how was New Years Eve?

FILTERED TO MAGNUS ZIMMERMAN (CAU)

Hey.

FILTERED TO GRACE CASTLE

Haven't heard from you lately. Just checking in.

filtered to Will Zimmerman

Hey.

Are you okay to talk?

PHOEBE HALLIWELL & STEVEN STRANGE

This is uncharacteristically sentimental for me, so let's not make it a thing. I just want you guys to know that you were both such good parents when I was growing up. Thanks for being the kind of people I could always be proud to look up to.

BRANDON STARK

So. I think I might be friends with Grace now.

MAGNUS ZIMMERMAN

We should go get some food.

KAT

Just checking in on you. You holding up okay?

Now that I've showered and got sexed up I gotta know, how the hell am I alive right now?

FILTERED TO MAGNUS (CAU)

We can go on a date.

If you still want to.

How do you know if you like someone?

Alisha Strange

Is it weird that I've never dated?

Parents can be so embarrassing....