Freedomtown IC

I genuinely didn't think I would live long enough to see 2021. We're in the Sealab 2021 times, now.

And now I wonder if any people from that world are gonna pop in here...

I feel like my world is a (more fucked up than usual) Lifetime Christmas movie.

"Lifetime presents, A Very Deadpool Christmas."

"What happens when a wise-cracking merc loses everything, but lacks the emotional maturity to sulk and mope like everyone else? Join the handsome and dashing Wade W. Wilson as he navigates the emotional trials of spending Christmas without his sexy goth wife, encountering laughs, tears, and lots of pornography along the way."

You know... when porn sites are sending you emails calling you a "valued customer", that might be a sign that it's time to re-evaluate your life.

I need my husband to bring some hair dye stat.

This bitch went blonde when she went sent back and I'm cute, but I like my dark hair.

Mom? Uncle Wade? I saw your names on the list. Where are you?

Wow.

Pretty much every chick I've ever had a relationship with ka-poofed at the same time.

Jane, Shiklah, Fifty, and Kenz.

It's like on the 8th day, God said, "Let Wade get no more ass".

Some days, things almost feel "normal" in this world.

Then other days, you stand in your bar watching Deadpool and Rocket singing "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' Ta Fuck Wit" over some ridiculously strong alcohol.

Evening, darlins!

I see so many people on here talkin' about music, and it got me thinkin': we all love music, but what's your all-time favorite album? The one you could listen to on repeat and never get tired of? The one that makes you feel alive, creative, and emotional all at once?

Let's see those album covers, people! Here's mine - no thinking required for this one.