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Tweak says, "Mendoza!"

Your Friendly Neighborhood Mercenary (deadp0ol) wrote in freedomtownic,
@ 2018-06-26 20:21:00

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deadpool (deadp0ol), peter parker (an_avenger_now), tony stark (manof_iron), ~alex vause (alex_vause), ~jane foster (dontbedead)

Private to Alex Vause, Peter Parker, Meredith Grey, Kate Austin, Jane Foster, & Tony Stark

Um..... guys? Ever do something so next-level stupid that you're pretty convinced that one day someone's gonna make a movie about it?

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	shesborntorun 2018-06-27 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I have. It wasn't so much stupid as illegal. What did you do? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2018-06-27 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Katiebear. Oh, my dear, sweet, loyal Katiebear. Just take a gander at what I'ma tell my homegirl Alex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shesborntorun 2018-06-27 12:55 am UTC (link)
	I saw. You're married? Do you want to be married? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2018-06-27 12:58 am UTC (link)
	I do! (No pun intended) But this is gonna cause such a shitstorm. It's gonna be looked at as another "typical stupid Wade stunt", her family and friends are gonna be pissed, plus how fair is that to her? That she's married to this and didn't even get to make that decision with a clear head? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shesborntorun 2018-06-27 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Maybe she wants to be married too. Have you talked to her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2018-06-27 01:04 am UTC (link)
	A little. I mean, we were in shock. And hung over. And naked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shesborntorun 2018-06-27 01:08 am UTC (link)
	I mean really talk to her. Tell her how you feel. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alex_vause 2018-06-27 12:42 am UTC (link)
	The fuck did you do, Wade? (Reply to this) (Thread)

deadp0ol
2018-06-27 12:46 am UTC (link)

...you know, I've seen wacky things like this happen on TV but I really didn't think people did this shit in real life.

So... last night, me and Kenz were kinda sharing our feels about Dagny dying, and drinking. And drinking some more. And, along with some sexual shenanigans in there somewhere... more drinking.

AND ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, guess who woke up this morning married?

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	alex_vause 2018-06-27 12:49 am UTC (link)
	... How the hell did you find a marriage celebrant? The Yellow Pages? Wait. Do we HAVE The Yellow Pages here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2018-06-27 12:52 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, Alex. Did you miss the "did this while dead drunk" part? It's like The Hangover, just thankfully without the tubby bearded guy. (Although sadly without Bradley Cooper. He's just dreamy). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alex_vause 2018-06-27 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Well shit, dude. CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2018-06-27 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well... hang onto that for now. Because first I gotta make sure she even WANTS to be married to this dumpster-fire of a person. And even if she's insane and does, we have her sure-to-be-pissed friends and family to worry about. Have you ever seen a pissed off succubus before, Alex? Because I have. And it's not a pretty sight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alex_vause 2018-06-27 01:11 am UTC (link)
	I dunno. Sounds pretty hot. I'm sure things will be fine. She'd have to be a butthole not to WANT to stay married to your ass, and don't sweat the other stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dontbedead 2018-06-27 01:14 am UTC (link)
	What'd you do? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2018-06-27 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh, nothing major, you know.... just got drunk and woke up married... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontbedead 2018-06-27 01:43 am UTC (link)
	You got married?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2018-06-27 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Yep. Poor Kenzi... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dontbedead 2018-06-27 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	trainingwheels 2018-06-27 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Umm....it depends on who you ask? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_peter_parker 2018-06-27 07:28 am UTC (link)
	I agree with that handsome guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trainingwheels 2018-06-27 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Uh...thanks? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	marriedbypostit 2018-06-27 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Unsure if I even what to know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2018-06-27 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Well, I think I outdid your post-it wedding in terms of unconventionality... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	marriedbypostit 2018-06-27 01:27 am UTC (link)
	You could never out do that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2018-06-27 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Me and Kenzi got fucked up and woke up in bed, naked and married. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	marriedbypostit 2018-06-27 01:31 am UTC (link)
	I'm not shocked by this, you two are living together now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	manof_iron 2018-06-27 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	All the time. (Reply to this)