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Rachelle Martin-Bale (rockinrachelle) wrote in freedomtownic,
@ 2021-07-05 20:07:00

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alpha (outsidehismind), blue (betablu), enid rhee (dangerouslie), neely bale (neely_bale), rachelle martin-bale (rockinrachelle), zane (x5205)

Fuck my life.

So, I'm at seven months pregnant now, and while some people talk about "glowing" or "loving being pregnant", I'm here to tell you it fucking sucks.

I'm so horny that Neely and Morgan are actually having trouble keeping up with me. I'm burping and farting like someone who just went on a four-day Taco Bell bender. My hormones are so out of whack I'd probably startle Charlie Sheen at this point. Just yesterday, I watched one of my employees get flowers brought to them at work, and broke down sobbing for 45 minutes.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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	Re: horny neely_bale 2021-07-06 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. I never tire of fucking you, babe. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: horny rockinrachelle 2021-07-06 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Even though I'm a goddamn blimp right now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: horny neely_bale 2021-07-06 12:30 am UTC (link)
	More cushin for the pushin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: horny rockinrachelle 2021-07-06 12:34 am UTC (link)
	I can't even walk anymore, Neelz. I fucking waddle. And I want a drink. Bad. Are we sure we don't mind taking a chance? I mean, I'll still love the kid if it's born with brain damage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: horny neely_bale 2021-07-06 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Suck it up, Princess. You're almost at the finish line. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dangerouslie 2021-07-06 01:00 am UTC (link)
	This makes me fear carrying Beck. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2021-07-06 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I look like a goddamn basketball, Enid. And my kid's inside me filming a fucking kung-fu movie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	outsidehismind 2021-07-06 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Flowers can be depressing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2021-07-06 01:10 am UTC (link)
	I literally started crying because it was sweet and romantic. And then COULDN'T STOP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outsidehismind 2021-07-06 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Ah, yes it can be perceived that way too. Very romantic. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jtyorke_ 2021-07-06 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I remember when my wife was pregnant her hormones were crazy. (Reply to this)

	x5205 2021-07-06 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Is that why you were crying? ~~I was too afraid to ask.~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2021-07-07 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. Hormones apparently make me crack over anything slightly romantic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	x5205 2021-07-07 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	It could make women cry over the shape of a watermelon. It's normal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	betablu 2021-07-07 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	I will crush them. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2021-07-07 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Crush who, sweetie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betablu 2021-07-07 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	The flowers that mad you cry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2021-07-07 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	No no no, honey. It wasn't a bad thing. The guy Wichita's seeing sent her flowers and it was sweet and romantic and my hormones went haywire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betablu 2021-07-07 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	So you... liked the flowers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rockinrachelle 2021-07-07 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I liked the gesture. And I like seeing Wichita happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betablu 2021-07-07 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hormones are strange. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	i_can_hurt_you 2023-02-10 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	I don’t miss that part of being pregnant at all. My husband is probably lucky he survived it all. (Reply to this)