penny hartz (ahhmahzing) wrote in freedomtownic, @ 2018-05-04 10:41:00 |
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Hangovers on Fridays are so much worse in your 30s ugh.
Good morning fine people,
For those of you I haven't met yet, which is most of you if I'm being honest, my name is Penny Hartz. Since your little reality gem has not seen fit to bring one Max Blum here, I am currently submitting a request for a new gay BFF. Must be able to assist with the following:
» Cocktails and catty remarks about others.
» Large knowledge of classic 80s movies.
» Will make plans to go to the gym with me, but instead we go get brunch.
» Available for hijinks and not-very-well-thought-out plans.
» Be open to the possibility of costumes and/or disguises when needed. (See above.)
» Will always compliment my shoes.