Alright. Anyone who knows me knows that I try to do the right thing, even if I end up doing it in a really, really
This right here is one of those stupid ways.
When Galador had a single ruling family, they contacted me about helping with something. As some of you might remember from a few years back, two kaiju (Kong and Clover) appeared here, brought by the gem.
Clover was defeated by having a starship explode in it's face, and Kong was knocked out by Ant-Man in a moment that hopefully gave him a lifetime of pussy being thrown at him.
Nobody ever really asked what happened to the kaiju after this, and I'm guessing everyone just assumed the gem took them just like it brought them. Well... that's not the case.
Those were far from the first kaiju to appear here. In fact, the first of them arrived shortly before we relocated to Galador. Trust me, it wasn't just people that were taking up too much room on Knowhere, folks.
So, we picked out a large, unoccupied continent on the other side of Galador, and have been using it as a habitat for any kaiju that are brought here. We've put one-way shields around it, that enable people/creatures/etc to enter the area, but not to leave without having the shields temporarily lowered.
We called it Monster Island (if you love cheesy old monster movies, you get it), and since I was (at the time) princess of a Monster Kingdom, I was told about it, so that I could help oversee it. I wasn't thrilled about the idea of hiding it from everyone, but a combination of getting their reasoning (if people knew about it, they'd be tempted to visit it and/or weaponize the kaiju) and the fact that they told me I could keep my widdle Jason if I went along with it convinced me.
These monsters are not evil. Not in any way. They're more like wild animals... who happen to be roughly the size of skyscrapers. We'd rather keep you AND them safe. That said, a woman that was just brought here, a half-monster called Mileena, somehow sensed the presence of the kaiju on arrival and stole a ship to get there.
We're sending a retrieval team to get her, but clearly this is gonna make keeping the place a secret any longer pretty much as likely as Joss Whedon ever having a career again.
For now, we're still keeping the coordinates private, for YOUR safety. But I assure you, as Queen of Monstropolis (and by proxy, of Monster Island), once this is over, Queen Emily and myself will sit down with whoever we need to, to devise a method of allowing you all to satisfy your curiosity while also keep you safe.
Bea out, bitches.ROYALTY/SHIELD/RETRIEVAL TEAM
A'ight, peeps. Here's all the info I could get for you at the moment. There's a shit ton of creatures on that landmass and the surrounding ocean. But obviously, the ones to be extremely careful of are the BIG-ASS BUILDING-SIZED MOTHERFUCKERS.
So, here's a list of the ones we've had placed there, along with any pertinent info that could help. ( Read more... )