Freedomtown IC

I feel like a heroine from a mid-90s video game. I look great, though.

....Who reset the world again? Is this a witch's labyrinth? What kind of labyrinth is this?

We've just received a message from what they are calling the Super Star Destroyer 'Executor'.

The Empire is sending an emissary to Galador, to attempt to work this out and maintain peaceful relations until the gem can hopefully send them back to whatever godforsaken world they're from.

I will handle this personally. I am aware there are other rulers here, but may the gods help us all if someone as crazed or uncouth as the Queen of Monstropolis or her relatives attempted to do this.

We need someone who can remain calm and maintain a cordial atmosphere. Doom shall work this out.

Filtered to Young Avengers

I think it goes without saying that we need to be on point and ready in case things come planetside.

I'm positive I speak for all of us when I say that if these guys decide to push? They've never had anything like us push back.

Avengers? Assemble.

While tempted to attend this meeting in full armor, Victor Von Doom - King of The Doom Republic - decided that showing up in a suit and tie would come across as far more diplomatic and unthreatening. So, with people watching all across Galador and among the fleet of Imperial ships, Doom made his way to the public speaking podium in the center of Galactic City, waiting for this... emissary the Empire had declared would be coming.

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Slayers

There's no way some shit isn't about to go down. We're going to spread out throughout the cities. Check in and say where you're going to be.

Oh, good fucking going, Doom. Seriously man, YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.

I mean, I coulda killed the dude, ya know???

Alright... citizens of Monstropolis? Since we're clearly about to be invaded by the biggest bunch of angry dudes in white this side of Mississippi, I want everyone in their homes immediately. If you have no safe place to be, contact my fiance Emily Fitch and she will find you a temporary safe spot in the Royal Palace.

Now someone get me a machete. Looks like Jason's gonna have a chance to play.

Motherfucker... when I said I wanted more excitement around here, this is NOT what I meant.

Faye Brown
Babe. Get your ass to my place in Sunnydale pronto. If shit goes sideways, I at least want us to be together.