Freedomtown IC

I thought that I would introduce myself, your highness. My name is Kira Yukimura and I am a thunder kitsune. Betsy Louis is my ward. I have agreed to come to your new city with Betsy and Dany. I haven't been filled in on the details yet, but I was more than happy to follow my ward. I was actually wondering if I may offer my services to you. I recently have attempted to work in retail, but it wasn't for me.

I'm going to enjoy the next five days off.

Question is, what to do?

[ We start on a close up of Rapunzel's face as she studies the tiny screen. Her green eyes are wide, but there's a look of determination about her. A green chameleon, Pascal, sits perched on her shoulder. He sticks his tongue out at the device as Rapunzel taps on the screen. ]


Hello?


[ She squints one eye, as if searching for something. Then finally pans out to a more normal camera view. in the background, one can clearly see Mar-Vel park. Or what used to be Mar-Vel park. Now it's an animated, candy wonderland. 70 feet of blonde hair twists and twirls behind her on the abnormally bright green grass. ]

I think I'm working this right. Hello if you can hear or see this. My name is Rapunzel. I need to speak with Queen Elsa and Princess Anna, please. And thank you.

The world is candy.


I repeat. THE. WORLD. IS. CANDY.

Important message to Kate Messner (but visible to everyone)

Girl. I know you're pregnant AF right now and probably not in the most sexual of moods.

But we're all animated right now. Do you understand what that means???

Right now... you are able to live the fucking dream.

I took this picture at the beach this morning. You lucky bitch. Don't let us down.

( Read more... )

So... a little birdy told me that you're a fan of Spider-Man.

Feel like going for a swing sometime?

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

Alright, listen up.

I did this, didn't know it would happen, but hey, if I was homesick, I ain't now.

I'm Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of Sugar Rush, but not really anymore, I just wanted to be a regular racer and I have an glitch in my code, long story.

ANYWAYS. I haven't glitched since I got here, till today and this happened.

Looks like it's in my game Sugar Rush, my kingdom?

So...I don't know how long this is going to last, this hasn't happen before.



Sorry.

I have just begun to understand the smallest bit of this world. I rise from sleep and I am different, almost comical.

The world has changed as well. What is this?

What am I?

Dany?

WHO: Logan & Louise.
WHERE: Bob's Burgers; Freedomtown.
WHEN: Backdated to after Logan's arrival.
WHAT: Stuff.
RATING: TBD.
STATUS: log; in-progress.


( all Logan really wanted to do was hang out with Louise and eat a burger. )