Freedomtown IC

Greetings, Galador.

I am Doom. New ruler of the land soon to be known as The Doom Republic. In exchange for doing a rather personal favor for me, Doom has agreed to help restore this world, and be a benevolent ruler of this land.

I just punted a talking doll that wanted to kill me through a window.

Home had its weirdness, but that just might take the cake.

FIRST STEELERS GAME AT THE NEW END ZONE, BOOOOOOOY!

Thank god this reality still has the NFL, and good enough satellites to get that shit even on another planet. C'mon everyone... Steelers are winning right now, so I'm in a good enough mood to make all wings and beers 50% off. We get another touchdown, and more than likely my SHIRT will be off.

So come see the Steelers, cheap wings, and titties.

STEELER NATION BABY!!!!

PS - STARK!!! You need to be here drinking with me, duuuuude!

FILTERED TO THE 30 AND OLDER CROWD

Anyone else suddenly feeling ancient after looking at that dating thread on here the other night?

Welp... I'm about to do the singest most ridiculous thing I've ever done in my life, right here on the network.

I know there's gotta be other people like me: single, lonely, but either too busy or too socially awkward to go out and meet people. And since this planet doesn't seem to have anything like Tinder, here's my half-baked attempt at helping some of us get dates.

If you're single and looking, post one of your favorite pictures of yourself, along with what gender(s) you're looking for, and a few things about you that others might find interesting.

I'm gonna go first, so please. PLEASE. Some of you join in so I don't look like the most pathetic person on the planet.

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Private to Skylar Bale
Yo, hot-stuff! How're you settling in so far? Need someone to show you around? Or maybe just feel you up or something?

Private to Tea Marvelli
Yeeeep. I have acquired a new target. Check this new girl that popped in. Skylar. Yum. Check her out. If she's willing, this is one I think we could have fun with together.

Private to Alex Vause
Bitch, we've been pals for almost four years now. Why have you still not sent me nudes?

What. The. Hell.