Oct. 10th, 2019 at 4:11 PM
Boooooored outta my mind today. How can you be on a world like this one and literally have nothing to do? It's insane!
So I got an offer that is a tad hard for me to refuse. Lia Larson, who is a vampire who apparently did porn back in her world, is working with Benjamin Bale on creating a porn studio here. She wants me to be one of her premiere stars! Now, I am 18, and I don't exactly need permission, but I want to know how all of you feel about it before going ahead with the idea.
So... There's going to be a porn studio right here on Galador, and guess who is going to be one of their first stars!
That's right, this girl! I get to share the screen with none other than Lia Larson, herself.
If anyone is interested in joining in, let me know. I can put in a good word for ya.
Hello, Miss Metz. My name is Hermione Granger. I was recently informed that you were searching for work as a nanny.
My husband and I have a daughter who is two, and a son who is six months, and are in need of someone to care for them while we're at work.
What are your qualifications?