Freedomtown IC

Delivered to Primrose St. Claire this morning



Also, a note attached that said, "To the sexiest girl I've ever met: I can't wait to take you out! - Kisses, Holly"

It's a day of mystery at The End Zone!

Will the Steelers move to 8-0 and the best start in franchise history? Resulting in cheap drinks and celebrating?

Will they blow it against, of all teams, the motherfucking Cowboys? Resulting in me likely setting things on fire and possibly punching people?

One thing that is certain... either way, I will be very, very drunk!

BEST! START! IN! FRANCHISE! HISTORY!

Half-price drinks for the rest of the night at The End Zone! For the next two hours, anyone who comes in wearing a Steelers jersey gets a free drink!

On a related note? I AM ALREADY HALF DRUNK IN THIS BITCH!

Rather than the usual clips montage, the show opened with the announcement that this was to be Duets Week on Universal Idol.

The pairings would be:

Queen Barb & Olive Penderghast
Neveah Dean-Ramirez & Alex Manes-Guerin
Spencer Quill & Rachel Berry

Ben introduced each of the judges, and could be heard mumbling "Oh for god's sake" when the camera landed on Rachelle, covering her section of the table with a Terrible Towel and giving a cheesy thumbs-up.