Happy Halloween. My birthday was three days ago. I don't blame you for forgetting, because hell I forgot myself. But as a now-30 year old woman, I went trick-or-treating as a Doritos Locos Taco, I even dyed my hair green and got extensions to make it look like lettuce, and my entire haul was Skittles.
I would say just this was a successful Halloween given I've not even been here two weeks yet.