So, there's this girl, right? Her name's Cassie, I think.
I guess she's pretty cool. Decently smart, not bad looking... you know - she's alright.
So supposed today's her birthday or something.
Yeah, I can't even do this sarcastically.
Cassie Lang, you are the coolest, smartest, prettiest girl I've ever met, and I hope I can help give you the most awesome birthday you've ever had.
Happy Birthday, beautiful. I love you, and can't wait to see you for cake, presents, and kisses galore.
I'm proud of being Spider-Man. I'm proud to have been an Avenger. But nothing in the world makes me more proud than being your boyfriend.