Freedomtown IC

Rather than the usual video clips, the finale/elimination show instead opened cold, to a shot of the stage, one spotlight shining down on Rachelle Martin-Bale and her band, A Woman Scorned, who opened the big finale with a cover song of their own: a haunting rendition of Steve Miller Band's "Fly Like An Eagle".

When the performance ended, the view cut to the host of the show, Princess Bea Wilson. Wearing a long blood-red dress, slit up to the thigh, and with her blonde hair curled into a Marilyn Monroe-esque style, she pursed her red lips to the camera, blowing a kiss to the viewers.

"Hello everyone, and welcome to the final episode of The Masked Singer - Galador! First, let's hear it for A Woman Scorned! Rachelle will be back in a bit with the other judges."

"Before we get to anything else, I want to take a moment to tell all of you: the viewers, the talent, the producers, ALL of you - thank you, sincerely, from the bottom of my cynical, sarcastic, oversexed heart for letting me be a part of this. I had a blast, through all 17 years, 4 months, and 13 days of it."

She turned towards the audience, waving to them with a cheesy grin.

"We've seen some surprises, we've seen some obvious guesses... but one thing that's been consistent is the quality. Every performer that's had the guts to put on a ridiculous costume and sing their heart out for us has kicked ass, and we owe all of them a round of applause."

"Now... let's get to the reason you're all tuning in tonight: the unmaskings, and finding out who is the winner of The Masked Singer!"

Pride seems to be going pretty well this year. Have to say that the parties are actually quite fantastic, but all we are missing is Ted with his pride flag trying to get laid by saying "Happy Pride, how's it going?" So what does everyone have planned? I think I'm going to head to the bar and get shitfaced before really making it a happy pride with Caleb…I do my best stuff indoors. And don't get any complaints.

So does anyone know the pride parade or if there is one this year? Or is it just a bunch of parties? As for my children, please be safe if you are going out and about. You know how much I worry about you guys.

I guess this place is better than where I was. I still don't know what I'm going to do.

Beto and Lucia think I should audition for that Universal Idol show that's going on next month but I don't know. Last time I was on a stage I froze. I don't know if I have it in me anymore to play for more than just Rafa.

Alrighty then!

So, I guess now you guys know what I've been so busy with recently. For once I wasn't blowing anything up, right?

Thanks to everyone who voted for me! I still can't believe I lasted until the end!

Oh, and if anyone's curious? The reason I glomped onto Princess Bea at the end? DUDE. Flarkin' look at her! I sang my butt off, d'ast right I was gonna get a hug from her as a reward!

What a fun experience The Masked Singer was!

I had a great time. Not gonna lie, singing with that heavy-ass mask on? Not the easiest thing I've ever done. But it was very freeing, knowing I could go out there and show what I could do without anyone being able to pre-judge me on what they'd heard on Idol.

As some of you know, a little while after Idol, I did sign a deal with Full Moon Entertainment. Just a casual deal to record a few songs, mostly with Lita as #ScreamQueens.

But Skylar and I have become extremely close friends over the last few months, and she's finally convinced me to actually record an album of my own.

I maintain that I am a doctor (and a wife and mother) before I'm anything else. You're not gonna ever see me touring, or partying, or doing other rock star shit. I love Arizona and the girls too much to ever put myself in a position where I could drink again. But I do love music, so... I'm gonna do this, even if it takes a while to get done.

Love you all!

- The brand-new Mrs. Ellis Robbins

Well.

That was a rush. I've always known that I can sing, but I felt like my dad was the only one who really cared. My mother had a tendency to accidentally make it about herself because she had given up on pursuing a singing career when she had my brothers and me. But now I'm here and I don't have the same distractions that I did back at home. I can actually do this for myself now.

Skylar, I won't lie, I would fully consider the offer, but you know Rachelle better than I do.