Freedomtown IC

In this house, we don't call it Easter, we call it Zombie Jesus Day. What, you expected something typical for an Easter picture? Please, this is me. [ Please pretend the picture is 3 week old Spencer in the onsie ]

[Spencer]

I didn't forget about you. There's a basket of candy and shit downstairs for you.

Guess who is off for the next three days. Yes, three.

Ellis

God, I need a date.

I have some pretty great kids.

[ Inserted are two pictures. One of his younger kids; 3 year old Nevaeh, 1 year old Avery, 4 month old Kailyn and 3 day old Victor. One of his older kids; Nevaeh, Kailyn, Victor, Annabella, Alexander, and Greg ]

[Connor]

We're headed to your place next, brother. I have a basket for Maxie.

Any babysitters free next Friday?

So the coffee machine is broken at work. It is not a pleasant place to be right now.

Clarice

I'm going to late tonight. Did you want me to pick up ice cream?

Sam

Guess who has a babysitter for tonight?

text messages; Emaline
You busy?

Just great and hear I thought I was dreaming and then I heard it out my window that Tick Tock of that crocodile. And It seems this place had brought it here also.

It's not my mech but it will do for now

It not a starship but I do like having something I can drive