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Tori

Happy birthday!!

For those of you that don't know me, I am Princess Tea of Monstropolis. I'm writing this post because my wife, Princess Bea, and I have decided to have children.

I am allowing her to do it the old fashioned way, which means we are in need of two males to impregnate her. Why two? Because I already know our future and how many children we have. I can't say anymore because she doesn't want to be spoiled.

Comment below with your name, a picture of yourself, species, what you can offer her in bed, why you want to father our child and any important details about your medical history that could be passed onto the child. We'll look over the comments together but it will ultimately be up to her.

PS: She's a succubus so be prepared for the best sex you've ever had in your entire life.

Filtered to Daenerys, Jon, Sin, Betsy, Quinn, Asuka, and Kira

I've spoken with both Queen Irinia and King T'Challa, and I've managed to both finalize plans for land on which to build New Westeros, and secure the service of Asuka Langley Soryu and her Evangelion unit as our last line of defense, until such time as Khaleesi's dragons are fully grown.

We will have a sizeable island across the ocean from New Wakanda, on which we'll have more than enough room for anywhere from five to six full-sized cities.

The Khaleesi and Lord Snow will answer to Queen Irinia in times of emergency, but normally will have the run of the land as they like.

The royal palace and housing for all of us is being constructed now, courtesy of help from both New Wakanda and the Doom Republic. Within a week or two, we will be able to move in, and will be able to start allowing others to live there shortly after.

I sincerely hope my efforts have been satisfactory, Khaleesi.

Where in the Seven Hells am I? What is this device? I promise you've made a grave error in kidnapping me.

So the Princesses of Monstropolis are looking for a couple of baby daddies. How do you feel about the idea of me signing up to possibly be one of them?

How do people in space celebrate Cinco De Mayo? I need to make plans.

You ever have one of those moments where you just want your parents around? I'm having a long extended one of those tonight. I don't care if I'm in my 20s. I wish they were here.