So, thanks to my Platonic Sugar-Daddy, I just got approved for the exact spot and specifications I wanted for my sports bar, complete with satellites that will make sure I get every game I want to have in there. Just in time for football season, too.
Not sure what the fuck sports they play on this planet... like... intergalactic cricket or some shit? I dunno.
Anyways, we're gonna get this sumbitch built and ready to go fuckin' lickity-split. So I'ma start hiring soon.
Here's what we're looking for:
- Waitresses who don't mind wearing tight t-shirts and denim booty-shorts.
- Bartenders who don't mind my abusive ass making fun of and/or throwing (occasionally flaming) objects at them.
- Cooks who can work fast without accidentally getting fucking E.Coli or some shit in the food.