12:16 AM
Our son is pretty great, isn't he?
There really isn't a delicate way to put this information, so I'm just going to rip the banadage off.
We're parents. Of two amazingly intelligent, thoughtful, and beautiful girls. Apparently we have a son too, although he hasn't arrived here like the othersyet.
The girls are sitting in the dining room eating dinner if you want to come by and meet them?
You interested in escorting me to a royal wrestling shinding in Monstropolis, your majesty?