Mom! Mom, are you here? I just had a really surreal conversation with a telepathic dog dressed up as a cosmonaut and I
might be freaking out a little here. Am I sick? Did I hit my head? I've been reading too many Russian novelists lately, that has to be it. Although why he had the outfit I have
no idea, but I'd love to wake up now, please. Mom?
Mom, can you hear me? I'm scared.