Freedomtown IC

Just thought you guys might want a glimpse into the stream-of-conciousness that is a Wilson mind:

RANDOM THOUGHTS BY BEATRICE ARTHUR WILSON

Why does Dunkin Donuts charge more for iced coffee when really, after you take the ice cubes out of the equation, you're actually getting LESS COFFEE?

Nicholas Sparks actually writes some pretty decent stuff. Could use more sex though. I can't be the only one who wanted to see some hardcore fucking in A Walk To Remember, can I?

I miss my skateboard.

Why do people say they're going to take a shit, when technically they're LEAVING one?

While it sounds romantic in theory, chopping your own hand off and sending it to someone clutching a flower for them does NOT tend to go over very well.

So. Is Darth Maul kinda hot or am I just insane?

I wish I had a puppy.

Hormel chili is bullshit. They shouldn't be allowed to legally call it that. It should be called Hormel Heartbreak And Disappointment In A Can.

Anyone remember that old board game Dream Date? I would play the SHIT out of that game if anyone else wanted to.

Ever feel sorry for Luigi? He's thinner, faster, and more agile, yet Mario gets all the attention. Fuck you, Mario, you fat fuck. #TeamLuigi

If video killed the radio star, who the fuck killed video? Cos that shit ain't even on MTV anymore.

I could never be a full-on lesbian. I love women, but DAMN if I don't like a nice throbbing tubesteak every now and then.

Is it me, or is The Hundred Acre Wood the most dysfunctional place in history? You have a chronic overeater bear, a neurotic pig, a manic depressive donkey, an ADHD tiger, a kangaroo with an obvious oedipal complex, and an OCD rabbit. How has nobody gotten KILLED there yet?

I went into a beauty parlor that was advertising free facials. I was disappointed to find out that me and them have two totally different ideas of what that meant.

Anyone remember Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3? I could still play that for hours.

Ever notice Sammy Davis Jr's glass eye made him look like a black Mad-Eye Moody?

I love the word 'poop'. It just makes me laugh ay time I say it. Poop. Poop poop poop.

Sometimes... I wonder why I'm here. Why I came here instead of becoming one with the lifestream.

I know everything happens for a reason... I just wish that if this was going to happen, I could see my friends again. Or maybe even Zack. That would be... probably the best thing EVER.

For now, I guess I'll just start planting a flower garden in the park. It's so lonely here, but at least that brings me peace and happiness.

Private to Alex Vause

Excuuuuuse me, Ms. Vause... feel like hanging out tonight? Maybe just... doing the same thing we did last time? Could be fun...

Private to Ana Steele

Hey... can we talk? I know you're pissed at me, but you're one of the only people here I know I can really trust with something private.

I am not amused by these popular horror movies. Scare tactics is predictable and the gory is laughable. Wade, what are you making me watch? I could do better.